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Seriously, I am soooo obsessed with the luke and Noah story line right now it's ridiculous!
Today's episode was awesome, and I only caught it because I LEFT MATH EARLY JUST TO SEE IT WTF!? I should be studying for two midterms tomorrow, but, NO, I'm watching clips of Luke and Noah online and reading their slash! OMG some of you don't even know WTF I'm talking aobut! A mini-primer of sorts, here goes!
This is Van Hansis, he plays Luke Snyder on As the World Turns, in Oakdale (Where the Soap is staged, but really filmed in Brooklyn, RIGHT HERE IN MY BACK YARD I WILL NOT STALK no I wont. ahem. Anyway, yeah, Oakdale is in IL and it's small and Luke is a trust fund baby, but he's totally an alright dude. He came out as Gay and had some issues with his bio-dad wanting to send him to a straight camp -where we know is just a gay orgy at night, so honestly if he had gone he'd probably have gotten laid sooner- but the plan was thwarted, and Luke move on...
to NOAH MAYER! Who is played by Jake Silbermann! Hot, omg, sooo hot, like, I think he's always so tanned because he literally bakes himself from being soooo hot!
He is 6'1 with blue eyes and dark brown hair and WHY ISN'T HE IN ME!? Also, bulge.
Anyway, Noah showed up in Oakdale and Luke was all ♥_♥'s in eyes, but Noah was totally a closet case (Luke, who is feisty with a capital F, totally told him so) and he went for Luke's best friend Maddie, who we love because she's awesome. Anyway, Noah's dad came to talk and was all, 'YAY, YOU'RE NOT GAY, YOU'RE FUCKING A CHICK!' and Noah was all, 'I TOTALLY AM!' Where in fact he was TOTALLY MACKING ON LUKE AT THE WORK PLACE! so then, Maddie finds out and she's all, I UNDERSTAND, BUT, DAMN TELL A SISTA! And she goes somewhere to be emo or something, idk. Anyway... Noah's father catches them kissing and everything is all DUN DUN DUNNNN and he's like, I ABANDON YOU and then is all like NO I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THIS! Something is up right? FUCK RIGHT! Bitch ass crazy dad totally shoots Luke in the woods! There was a fishing trip and a lot of talking and shit before that, but who cares... anway, bla bla bla some bitch with a scarf, some slutty twins that was fucking each other, a stolen election and a dead friend from a drug overdose later.. WE HAVE MASON!
Mason comes in as Noah's film studies teacher(the only class Noah ever takes) or whatever and is all squinty eye and bite lippy and needs to go suck a dick! Only not Noah's, BUT BOY DOES HE WANT TO! Which is why we're talking about him. HOMEBOY TOTALLY WANTS NOAH'S DICK IN OR AROUND HIS MOUFF! He's all like, YOU'RE SO AWESOME NOAH and Noah is all like, 'AWW SHUCKS!'
Anyway, Noah is doing this movie that is apparently going to win an Oscar and Jude Law totally thought it was awesome (Soaps, right?) and whatever, but, WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HIS FILM RIGHT? BACK TO HOT MAN FLESH ACTION! ... There is none. Only twice but they were totally only moments where you walk away with blueballs.
Moving on.
Luke and Noah are totally in love. More so that almost all the couples on that damn show. Seriously, they're the only ones who say 'I love you' half the time and they are totally meant for each other AND ARE GOING TO ADOPT LITTLE CHINESE BABY GIRLS TO LIVE WITH THEM IN THEIR DWELLINGS IN MASSACHUSETTS (fuck you, maine!) ONE DAY! Anyway, let's look at this totally hot fucking couple that we want to be together forever and hope it doesn't get ruined by that asshole that needs to hang himself on those stupid scarves he wears. Yeah, Mason totally loves scarves. I don't even know or care.
First time:
Second time:
OH WAIT, THERE WAS A THIRD TIME AFTER THEY FINALLY DID IT, after like, years of hand holding or whatever....
It was sweet though..
TOP 10 KISSED VIDEO! (credit at the source)
MORE PICS!
There's something wrong with Van's lips in that it's really awesome
OH, AND HE HAS AWESOME HAIR THAT CHANGES AT LIKE, EVERY EPISODE AND I THINK IT IS ITS OWN BEING.
For real though, homeboy has some pretty ass hair.
Alright, now that you're updated... I guess... Here is today's clip with Luke and Noah
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE DRAMA THAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN WITH LUKE, NOAH AND MASON!
My Interpretation of today's episode is as followed: MASON KISSED NOAH ON HIS FOREHEAD AND NOAH WAS ALL CREEPED OUT AND THEN MASON WAS LIKE, OMG, IT WOULD BE BETTER IF LIKE WAS NOT HERE BECAUSE HE MIGHT DISTRACT YOU AND NOAH WAS LIKE, 'BITCH, STEP OFF THAT'S MY MAN AND HE CAN BE WHEREVER HE WANTS TO BE, HOE' AND MASON WAS LIKE, 'SORRY' AND THEN LUKE CAME AND NOAH WAS LIKE, ♥__♥ MY BABY IS HERE I LOVE YOUU KISS KISS KISS AND MASON WAS LIKE, 'NOOO TRAGEDYYY' AND I WAS LIKE, 'FAAAAP' IN YO FAACE! AND THEN LUKE LEFT BECAUSE NOAH'S (and by Noah's we mean Mason's because he totally edited the fuck out of Noah's script to make it fit him)FILM UPSET HIM SO, AND LUKE, I LOVE HIM, BUT HE'S A DRAMA QUEEN RIGHT? AND THEN HE RAN INTO BIO-DAD WHO'S TOTALLY OKAY WITH THE GAY NOW, AND HE WAS LIKE, MASON WANTS MY MAN AND BIO-DAD WAS LIKE, 'KICK HIS FUCKING ASS TILL KINGDOM COME AND FIGHT FOR YO' MAN!'
Luke has determined bitch face.
It was awesome!
*pant* *pant, pant* Deeeep breaath!
Yeah, so that's the fandom I'm totally in now, and I should probably start writing slash for it! YIPPY!
♥mel.
PS. One more thing? They are both huge, endearing dorks!
Which makes them all the more likable. I think it comes from the fact that the actors that play them actually have chemistry with each other. So, more YAY!
PPS: I love this scene. Mason was all like, PROBLEMS FOR THE DUO? and went and got movies and Luke and Noah made up and KISSED while he was gone. One of my favorite scenes!
Today's episode was awesome, and I only caught it because I LEFT MATH EARLY JUST TO SEE IT WTF!? I should be studying for two midterms tomorrow, but, NO, I'm watching clips of Luke and Noah online and reading their slash! OMG some of you don't even know WTF I'm talking aobut! A mini-primer of sorts, here goes!
This is Van Hansis, he plays Luke Snyder on As the World Turns, in Oakdale (Where the Soap is staged, but really filmed in Brooklyn, RIGHT HERE IN MY BACK YARD I WILL NOT STALK no I wont. ahem. Anyway, yeah, Oakdale is in IL and it's small and Luke is a trust fund baby, but he's totally an alright dude. He came out as Gay and had some issues with his bio-dad wanting to send him to a straight camp -where we know is just a gay orgy at night, so honestly if he had gone he'd probably have gotten laid sooner- but the plan was thwarted, and Luke move on...
to NOAH MAYER! Who is played by Jake Silbermann! Hot, omg, sooo hot, like, I think he's always so tanned because he literally bakes himself from being soooo hot!
He is 6'1 with blue eyes and dark brown hair and WHY ISN'T HE IN ME!? Also, bulge.
Anyway, Noah showed up in Oakdale and Luke was all ♥_♥'s in eyes, but Noah was totally a closet case (Luke, who is feisty with a capital F, totally told him so) and he went for Luke's best friend Maddie, who we love because she's awesome. Anyway, Noah's dad came to talk and was all, 'YAY, YOU'RE NOT GAY, YOU'RE FUCKING A CHICK!' and Noah was all, 'I TOTALLY AM!' Where in fact he was TOTALLY MACKING ON LUKE AT THE WORK PLACE! so then, Maddie finds out and she's all, I UNDERSTAND, BUT, DAMN TELL A SISTA! And she goes somewhere to be emo or something, idk. Anyway... Noah's father catches them kissing and everything is all DUN DUN DUNNNN and he's like, I ABANDON YOU and then is all like NO I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THIS! Something is up right? FUCK RIGHT! Bitch ass crazy dad totally shoots Luke in the woods! There was a fishing trip and a lot of talking and shit before that, but who cares... anway, bla bla bla some bitch with a scarf, some slutty twins that was fucking each other, a stolen election and a dead friend from a drug overdose later.. WE HAVE MASON!
Mason comes in as Noah's film studies teacher(the only class Noah ever takes) or whatever and is all squinty eye and bite lippy and needs to go suck a dick! Only not Noah's, BUT BOY DOES HE WANT TO! Which is why we're talking about him. HOMEBOY TOTALLY WANTS NOAH'S DICK IN OR AROUND HIS MOUFF! He's all like, YOU'RE SO AWESOME NOAH and Noah is all like, 'AWW SHUCKS!'
Anyway, Noah is doing this movie that is apparently going to win an Oscar and Jude Law totally thought it was awesome (Soaps, right?) and whatever, but, WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HIS FILM RIGHT? BACK TO HOT MAN FLESH ACTION! ... There is none. Only twice but they were totally only moments where you walk away with blueballs.
Moving on.
Luke and Noah are totally in love. More so that almost all the couples on that damn show. Seriously, they're the only ones who say 'I love you' half the time and they are totally meant for each other AND ARE GOING TO ADOPT LITTLE CHINESE BABY GIRLS TO LIVE WITH THEM IN THEIR DWELLINGS IN MASSACHUSETTS (fuck you, maine!) ONE DAY! Anyway, let's look at this totally hot fucking couple that we want to be together forever and hope it doesn't get ruined by that asshole that needs to hang himself on those stupid scarves he wears. Yeah, Mason totally loves scarves. I don't even know or care.
First time:
Second time:
OH WAIT, THERE WAS A THIRD TIME AFTER THEY FINALLY DID IT, after like, years of hand holding or whatever....
It was sweet though..
TOP 10 KISSED VIDEO! (credit at the source)
MORE PICS!
There's something wrong with Van's lips in that it's really awesome
OH, AND HE HAS AWESOME HAIR THAT CHANGES AT LIKE, EVERY EPISODE AND I THINK IT IS ITS OWN BEING.
For real though, homeboy has some pretty ass hair.
Alright, now that you're updated... I guess... Here is today's clip with Luke and Noah
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE DRAMA THAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN WITH LUKE, NOAH AND MASON!
My Interpretation of today's episode is as followed: MASON KISSED NOAH ON HIS FOREHEAD AND NOAH WAS ALL CREEPED OUT AND THEN MASON WAS LIKE, OMG, IT WOULD BE BETTER IF LIKE WAS NOT HERE BECAUSE HE MIGHT DISTRACT YOU AND NOAH WAS LIKE, 'BITCH, STEP OFF THAT'S MY MAN AND HE CAN BE WHEREVER HE WANTS TO BE, HOE' AND MASON WAS LIKE, 'SORRY' AND THEN LUKE CAME AND NOAH WAS LIKE, ♥__♥ MY BABY IS HERE I LOVE YOUU KISS KISS KISS AND MASON WAS LIKE, 'NOOO TRAGEDYYY' AND I WAS LIKE, 'FAAAAP' IN YO FAACE! AND THEN LUKE LEFT BECAUSE NOAH'S (and by Noah's we mean Mason's because he totally edited the fuck out of Noah's script to make it fit him)FILM UPSET HIM SO, AND LUKE, I LOVE HIM, BUT HE'S A DRAMA QUEEN RIGHT? AND THEN HE RAN INTO BIO-DAD WHO'S TOTALLY OKAY WITH THE GAY NOW, AND HE WAS LIKE, MASON WANTS MY MAN AND BIO-DAD WAS LIKE, 'KICK HIS FUCKING ASS TILL KINGDOM COME AND FIGHT FOR YO' MAN!'
Luke has determined bitch face.
It was awesome!
*pant* *pant, pant* Deeeep breaath!
Yeah, so that's the fandom I'm totally in now, and I should probably start writing slash for it! YIPPY!
♥mel.
PS. One more thing? They are both huge, endearing dorks!
Which makes them all the more likable. I think it comes from the fact that the actors that play them actually have chemistry with each other. So, more YAY!
PPS: I love this scene. Mason was all like, PROBLEMS FOR THE DUO? and went and got movies and Luke and Noah made up and KISSED while he was gone. One of my favorite scenes!
Mood: 
amused
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